A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after working a 20 hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque at the counter, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
“Well, that’s great…......that’s really great …..... some asshole’s got my pen”.
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beccaspecca wants to Get a tattoo
get out of debt
learn how to play the stockmarket
get fit
visit all 50 states
road trip across the country
make a recipe book
know what I want to do for the rest of my life
become a midwife
fall in love again
get in a fist fight
Touch the Life of a Stranger in Need
be able to do pull-ups
watch free movies
format my computer
travel
document my life better
albootenhoff wants to get out of debt
dance more often
Read all the "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" series
Dress better
Learn how to remember peoples' names
Tell her how I feel
Own my own business
eat healthier
get a digital camera
