From what I’ve read the governor of New York was know to the madam of the escort service he used as “Client Nine”.

If only governor Spitzer had seen this goal. Think of all the trouble it would have saved him. If he had shown up at his press conference and just said something like…

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press thank you for coming this morning. I have a prepared statement. There will not be any questions afterward so please bear with me.

Over the last several months I’ve been a regular customer of a escort service. I never once used tax payers money, your money for these services. It was all on my dime. Tax funds were used to provide security for me while I was involved in these activities and for that I’m sorry. The great state of New York will be repayed by me.

I’d like to make one point very clear. I never payed for sex. I payed these young women to leave after we had sex.

It is what it is.

Thank you. And have a wonderful afternoon.

What could you say to that? The guy would have been Scott free!