I got my first mark in over 10 weeks this past week. It was for cleaning too! How absurd! It was my week to clean the upstairs bathroom. The mirror was the last thing I cleaned. I noticed there were a few streaks towards the bottom. I didn’t think much of them at the time and figured I would wait until morning to clean them.
Well that night my stomach decided to throw a fit. I ended up vomming at some ungodly hour of the morning. I still felt quite ill so I called in (also a first for this year).
I managed to re-clean the toilet after vomming and the sink after brushing my teeth and get no marks. But still, I got a mark for the minor streaks on the mirror.

No excuses. Just reasons.

and to this I say: no more