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Simon isn't ungoogleable.

Declare March 20 - 27 the week of the Tiger!

The invite said...

If you’re up for sending good vibes to Tiger…

This is the best possible vibe to send. :)

Mar 25, 2008, 04:53AM PDT | 5 cheers

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Uncle Enore

Simon, you're a man of the world.

Tell me, did you ever wonder why these plastic vibrators were so…well, thin?

Other “devices” get pretty thick…but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vibrator that wasn’t…well…kinda thin.

And I’m almost sorry I got us onto this…but, what the hell, right?

Mar 25, 2008, 05:31AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

Simon isn't ungoogleable.

Honored and confused, not necessarily in that order.

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Were you really talking to Hawk, or talking to me?

Working on the theory you were asking me… I reckon they’re thin for health reasons. Any vibrator large enough to be jammed up really tight inside an orifice wouldn’t so much be a vibrator as a shaker, making the user look like they’re having a fit.

_{I tried searching for an image to illustrate my idea, but all I could find was this LOLcat. Oh well.}

Mar 25, 2008, 01:09PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

Uncle Enore

I was talking to you...

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...but mistakenly wrote Hawk.

Then, after you pointed it out to me, I sneaked up there when you weren’t looking and changed it to “Simon.”

Now, you can’t prove shit.

But…I take your point about a shaker.

Still, I rather think I’d like to witness something like that.

I assume a shaker would be appropriate for her, right? Unc points UP with his thumb…

Mar 25, 2008, 04:20PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

Simon isn't ungoogleable.

I keep coming back to this,

wanting to make a smart-ass entry, but I can’t, I just can’t.

Mar 31, 2008, 06:06AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

Uncle Enore

I can understand why.

Whatever you entered here wouldn’t be smart.

Mar 31, 2008, 06:09AM PDT | Respond to this 1 cheer

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Apr 04, 2008, 05:00PM PDT

Uncle Enore

Horrid...

...ain’t it?

Apr 04, 2008, 05:02PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

You ain't seen horrid until you've seen... - Simon

Untitled - Uncle Enore

I want one! I want one! - hunnypie

I researched it for you, - Simon

Randomly, huh? - hunnypie

Simon isn't ungoogleable.

Be grateful for small mercies.

It could have been furry.

Apr 05, 2008, 03:00AM PDT | Respond to this

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