Simon isn't ungoogleable.
If you’re up for sending good vibes to Tiger…
This is the best possible vibe to send. :)
Tell me, did you ever wonder why these plastic vibrators were so…well, thin?
Other “devices” get pretty thick…but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vibrator that wasn’t…well…kinda thin.
And I’m almost sorry I got us onto this…but, what the hell, right?
Were you really talking to Hawk, or talking to me?
Working on the theory you were asking me… I reckon they’re thin for health reasons. Any vibrator large enough to be jammed up really tight inside an orifice wouldn’t so much be a vibrator as a shaker, making the user look like they’re having a fit.
I tried searching for an image to illustrate my idea, but all I could find was this LOLcat. Oh well.
...but mistakenly wrote Hawk.
Then, after you pointed it out to me, I sneaked up there when you weren’t looking and changed it to “Simon.”
Now, you can’t prove shit.
But…I take your point about a shaker.
Still, I rather think I’d like to witness something like that.
I assume a shaker would be appropriate for her, right? Unc points UP with his thumb…
wanting to make a smart-ass entry, but I can’t, I just can’t.
Whatever you entered here wouldn’t be smart.