Workout: Aerobic Saturday . Long hike at “The Meadow”. How long? No idea, couple of hours.

Notes and Observations: Saw 6 deer, 7 turkey, 3 redtail hawks and 4 people on horseback.

These were people who just owned horses. Not “horse people”. Whats the difference you ask. We used to own horses, and I used to work at a stable when I was in high school. I’ll try and explain.

“Horse people” have horses that cost more than the car your driving. In fact they buy cars just to haul their horses around. Usually something like a Cadillac Escalade, pulling a air conditioned trailer. People who own horses usually haul them about in a trailer pulled by a old Chevy Pickup.

“Horse people” take wine and cheese when they go riding. People who own horses take a turkey sandwich wrapped in wax paper and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew.

“Horse People” wear tan tight pants, pressed white shirts, and cute little helments when they go riding. People who own horses wear Wrangler jeans, a old flannel shirt left over from their grung days and a beat up old Resistol cowboy hat.

I think your getting the idea. Don’t get me wrong, “Horse People” are nice folks. Mostly… Just never get yourself in the position where you literally have to shovel their horse shite. And if you do find yourself in that position, never, repeat, never. Date one of their daughters!