Girls are like apples…the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Unknown

If being sane is thinking there’s something wrong with being different….I’d rather be completely fucking mental.
Angelina Jolie

Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish.
John Jakes

Don’t try to be like me. Try to be like yourself. Try to be very good at being yourself.
Josh Groban

Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.
Plato

Plato was a bore.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Leo Tolstoy

I’m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
Ernest Hemingway

Hemingway was a jerk.
Harold Robbins