Umm. Wow. I followed your progress with the banana (wasn’t hard since it’s only three sentence-long entries) and let me just say, that was quite the story of woe. Next time find the address, purchase the packaging materials, and buy the greenest banana you can find. Caution: These words of wisdom are not from experience.

P.S. I’m about to send a package that will take upwards of two-three weeks to get delivered…perhaps I should stick a banana in that one!