Ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always wanted to be known as JEFFY: MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

There are various, rather large, obstacles from preventing me from doing this:
1) Interstellar travel: ya just can’t take over the universe with pitifil slower than light travel. I’ll need hyperspeed, c^2 or faster to account for the expansion of the universe.
2) If the universe is truly infinite, this will take an infinite amount of time. There has to be an infinte lives cheat here somewhere. Better check gamefaqs.com.
3) College degree, apparantly you need a college degree to do this as well.

Once I do away with these obstacles, all clear sailing from there.

Such a large goal shall keep me striving for the best till the very end ;). I’ll keep everyone informed of my progress.

So far the only thing I am a master of is my own forgetfulness.
Progress: 1E(-100000000000000000000)%