The Silver Surfer rides again. Today I went to my favorite coffee shop, then tried to ride scooter whilst carrying coffee. I don’t think that this plan was really thought through well at all.

Yet, despite the new coffee stain on my pants, I was happy…I opened up the throttle and sped down University Avenue, “meep-meep-ing” my horn at passers by as the earflaps on my aviator helmet flew up like little wings.

I felt like a badass. A badass with a coffee stain on his pants. But a badass nonetheless.