American Idol on every night… reality shows every day…When I think of all the ass that needs to be kicked, and I mean REALLY kicked, I am chagrined that the streets aren’t filled with the youth of today putting boots to rectums. Chagrined, people! I give my solemn word to start ass-kicking like a Manxman and challenge you all to do the same!

Let’s get out there and do it!