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Simon isn't ungoogleable.
I cheerbombed TG, I rolled in fresh poop and, as I couldn’t find Bella, Chloe or Rusty, I made friends with myself by sniffing my own butt (from a distance).
And now I’m going to have a drink of Bacardi Breezer and pretend it’s a margarita.
Happy Cinco Seis de Mayo!
One of the statements in the first paragraph is a lie. You, dear reader, are required to guess which one.
Simon isn't ungoogleable.
although there’s an awful smell around here. It’s either the poop I rolled in, or Mom’s incontinence has gotten worse.
How did you sniff your own butt?
Simon isn't ungoogleable.
I couldn’t quite bend myself that far. I had to utilise the pipe from a vacuum cleaner to do it properly.
Talk about a head rush! LOL!
Simon isn't ungoogleable.
I certainly gave TG a cheerbomb. That narrows it down some. Did I sniff my own butt, or did I roll in poop? Hmmm…
And the answer is…
drum roll
I sniffed my butt!
Rolling in fresh poop was the lie. I couldn’t do that.
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