My bff and I are walking along when a gent walking towards us in the opposite direction stops, makes some very vulgar comments to me, I balk at a rebuttal, he hugs me then walks off.

my bff: Who was that?
me: Matt. He’s my bartender.
my bff: You hug your bartender?
me: The hug you’re surprised with but not the “protein shake” comments.
my bff: We’re in New York.
me: Touche.