you find my clothing goals so inspiring; it is because you secretly dread yours!

I put this off too, but it never is really that bad.

...that fastens buttons on with one punch? Sort of like a staple gun, only for buttons?

I thought, er, sew.

Apparently it also fixes gaping blouses (quiet, Unc!), hems clothing, and keeps armchair covers in place.

_{I loves me a gadget. Just spent a scintillating Saturday evening getting intimately acquainted with my new professional clothing steamer. I ain’t never ironing again. And I can tell my co-workers that my weekend was steamy.}