Whenever I log out her picture always comes up on that page.

Does she have two eyes?

Was there a terrible industrial accident that left one side of her face disfigured and she keeps her other eye soaking in a jar that sits on a night stand next to her bed?

Is she in the witness protection program, a secret agent and the eye we can’t see is the one they use for retinal scans?

Have I completely lost my mind and am suffering from a severe lack of REM sleep?