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Homerisms  — 2 months ago

I love “The Simpsons” and you just gotta love this quote from Homer Simpson.

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to all life’s problems”

Jun 11, 08:23AM PDT 8 cheers

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~hopped~ is somewhere else but here

That's a good

Homerism. He’d make a great president! lol

Jul 12, 10:32AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

WBadger And I thought my jokes were bad.

Ho-Mer

Hahaha yeah… he appeared on David Letterman once and listed reasons why he should be president…it is on YouTube. Hilarious!

Jul 12, 07:08PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

~hopped~ is somewhere else but here

He's one of my favorite

avatars, too. I like to use him when I’m in a “beer” mood.

Jul 26, 08:37AM PDT | Respond to this


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