There are thousands of the little blighters. They are wandering around as if they own the place, and make regular excursions into the bedroom. Why, even as I type this, one has strolled nonchalantly across the screen of my laptop. It sure had a lot of guts….. which are now smeared across the floor!

The first ant repellent, which I found in the garage, had little detrimental effect, except to make them act as though they were drunk for a while. Great, the free drinks were on me!

They seem to be challenging me, and I accept their challenge. Time to visit the hardware store. Mwah hahah. _{(evil laugh)}