If it bites you, you’ll prolly need to get a rabies shot.
just fyi.
it’d probably be worth it though.

A little squirrel living in his backyard. A few times a day he’d go out and have some nuts in his hand, and call it. The squirrel would come out of his tree and go see my uncle, then climb on his legs and shirt and go take the nuts right in his hand.

Might be kind of fun.

But don’t try to pet it with a BAM! I don’t know what you were thinking, but BAM! sounds a little violent. :P