I guess this shouldn’t really read as just “learn illustrator”—more like how to use illustrator properly. I’ve been using it my own self-taught way for over five years now and it’s so freaking frustrating. Those Adobe ninjas out there must know something that I don’t because everytime I wait those five excruciating minutes for Adobe software to start up, I start gritting my teeth and I swear my blood pressure skyrockets. I managed to sign up for some online tutorials but I have yet to crack it open…Ahh, procrastination.