Having earned the natives trust (note: trust is in air quotes), I was given a small task. While my every move was scrutinized, I feel I adequately completed the task at hand.
The natives seemed pleased, which was my good fortune. Should I have failed at my task, I feel instead of going to lunch, I would have been lunch.
It’s true, they eat their own.
OK, there’s no actual proof of cannibalism yet, but ya can never be too careful…
