Dyanna L is addicted to cheer bombs
So I go to visit my cousins out of town, just like I always do in the summer. This time though not just one cousin, one great aunt and a few toddlers were there, they had a brunch with they very large brood in attendance. Think like 30 people with mother father, kids, their kids and some i think even their kids. So they have a family rule that the kids can only sit at the big formal table if they are married.
So there were 4 of the unweds and me, I have nearly a decade on the nearly married couple who sat at the big formal table. And the same decade goes for the kids at the not married table. So, at what point do I get to sit at the formal table with the adults?
I mean really, my brunch conversation consitted of sly snickers about pot smoking days and last nights shooter escapades. I mean give me a break. I am an educated grown up, do I really need to sit with the barely legal children because I am unwed?
So I plan never to get married hook up or whatever. I wonder when I can graduate to the formal table sans husband. Or will I forever be cutting the chicken for my cousins babies?


