stilettopimps is happy in her 26th year.

master cleanse (read all 4 entries…)
Day 8

I admit it… today I really entertained thoughts of just LICKING the fig, of just sticking that free sample of blueberry pie in my mouth and then spitting it out. I didn’t, because even if it wouldn’t have really screwed things up, it just would have felt wrong. I would have felt like I was lying if I came back here and told you everything was going great. And I didn’t come this far just to compromise my integrity for a fig lick.

My previous plan of doing 13 days now seems laughable. I’m ready, so ready, for day 11 to be here so I can drink something else. The lemonade is tasting quite bad to me today, which might be related to the fact that I had to make it with tap water, regular lemons and LOG CABIN (oh, the shame!) maple syrup. The all-organic version is so much better.

I want to stick it out until my tongue turns pink, but I feel like this has been the longest week of my life. More than anything, I really want a spoonful of hummus. That’s the one craving that I have every single day.



Comments:

Cravings!

The funny thing about cravings is that when you finally have it, you wish for the light empty feeling you had on the cleanse! No joke. Some of my cravings are cosmic, they are that strong….but I know that if I give it, it’ll sit there like a big gross lump in my stomach.

You are so so close! Hopefully the good days are soon to come and you’ll want to extend!

Way to stick with it!

stilettopimps is happy in her 26th year.

Thank you! And I totally believe that I’ll be let down by junk if I eat it after this. I’m sensitive to the ickiness of tap water now and will probably cringe at the chemical fakeness of a lot of foods.

jacktripperswife + Smooth Move = WAR

ha ha ha

I am sooo cracking up over your tap water and log cabin mixture!! just the way you said it was too funny! I know, i’ve been there!

well, i must say on my first cleanse, i put a piece of chocolate in my mouth, let it melt there, and then spit it out and forcefully washed out my mouth and scrubbed my tongue, and although, technically, I didn’t cheat, I felt horrible!!! I felt so guilty that I didn’t tell anyone. It just felt soooo wrong. IT DID make my resolve to finish even stronger though… but I didn’t feel like I truelly completed the cleanse until my last one, when I did it w/o sneaking chocolate. lol

And I remember, after both of my cleanses, the food that I had died for and put on my “foods to eat after cleanse” list… it was always a little disappointing when I finally did get to eat it. I remembered dying for a ham on pumpernickel w/ spicy mustard sandwich and when I had it, it tasted wierd and not very good. Talk about depressing!!!
Keep it up! You’re doing great! It’s soooo worth it in the end!

stilettopimps is happy in her 26th year.

Thank you, and I’m sure you’re right! I should be fantasizing about how healthy I’m becoming instead of the taste of icing. I bet it was weird to taste chocolate so suddenly after having only lemonade. Good thing you spit it out and kept going though, I bet eating real food so suddenly would give you a horrible stomachache.


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