How did I miss this, O Hawk Among Hawks, O Witty Wizard of the Wink, O Master of Mastur Mastery? I hope it was a glorious day and it is a spectacular year.

You’re one of my favorite people here. You have a truly gallant heart to go along with your mischievous wit and wry affection. I hope you don’t mind that my present is a bit late. I’m just putting it on now…

_{I have such a crush on you.}