I believe in too many things to even try to elaborate… I believe in Vacations, Education, and that the world is nothing like it could or was meant to be…

I’m not from a religious family and I have never followed it myself.

But I definitely think there is something after life on earth. Im not sure what or where or how.

But when my grandma passed away I’m sure my Grandad was there waiting for her. I like to think of them together now catching up on all the things that happened since he passed away 24 years ago.

I don’t need proof for this one. And even if it turns out not be so there is no harm in thinking!

I also would like to believe the moon is made of cheese but I hear that is a vicious rumour.

Ooooh, I think there are parallel universes too! My theory was thats why we get deja vu cos were doing something that our parallel ‘me’ is doing at the very same time. Thats why it feels familiar!!!

(I have no proof for this one!)

That high heels ARE NOT SEXY. And neither are thongs.

I’ve ranted at length about heels, so I’ll spare you, but thongs…. Thongs go IN your butt. That is kind of gross.

Boy shorts, ladies, boy shorts. And boots or sneakers.

_{oh yeah, and America kicks ass.}

and I believe that we’re all the same/we’re all connected/we’re all made out of the same God.

and I believe in thongs.. anything else just seems like “granny-panties” to me.

...puzzles me (see the ‘WTF’ look on my face right there?). And I’m not that easily puzzled… ;)

But I’ll give it a go.

1 – I don’t believe in giant beetles. Don’t need proof, if there was one, I’m pretty sure someone would have seen it. Those tracks in the sky, I’m actually pretty damn sure it’s airplanes (not 100, but like 85%).

2 – I’m rather certain the sun doesn’t get pushed around the sky every day. I’ve actually got a feeling we might be the ones moving, but I’m not certain… Proof would be appreciated.

3 – Men in pink… I still wonder. I don’t quite believe in bans (they never work… makes people all rebellious and stuff), but perhaps like a minor fine? They could put the money in some fund for the creation of a Lesbian version of Queer eye for the straight guy? That might help…

4 – My daily conversations with Ingmar the neighbouring tree and regular visits to Mount Olympus (not the one in Greece… it’s broken. the one above the clouds… just an eagle flight away) keep me pretty convinced that I’ve got all the proofs I need that the world is going exactly as it should be. But Hush!, it’s a secret… :p

NB: I’m goofing around, but I actually do mean every word I say write. Oh, okay then, his name is not Ingmar. But that’s the only lie.

Big e.g. that a great big dung beetle pushes the sun across the sky every day

nope the dung beetle would get fried like a match stick in a fire. How would the bettel leave the earth’s atmosphere. It took us hundreds of years to fire the first rocket into space and this beetle with a brain the size of a pill is going to do the same thing? No way.

and/or small e.g. that pink should be banned for men’s wear?

Explain that to Reebok when they donated pink Avon Walk for Breast Cancer participants, men and women this past May 2008 at the end of the race where Avon raised over $6.8 million dollars, I beleive. Reebok I believe does the same thing for the other 9 walks across the USA.

Do you have proof like beetle tracks in the clouds, scientific evidence that pink makes women cringe, that sort of thing?
Do you need proof?

yes I need proof.m Why can’t men wear pink. I belong to Code Pink Boston and sometimes we agree to wear pink colored shirts to protest events and such. Pink is just a color, what’s wrong with wearing pink anyway?