Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
Make a BLT
17 months ago
for that, I’ll need some bacon.
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Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
and some toast
I like my toast toasted.
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
I cooked the bacon in the
microwave, since mrsbill is home and really, I’ve been called a dumb fuck already once today (something associated with me doing my own laundry and interrupting her laundry schedule / routine)
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
slice them tomatoes
and pray for salmonella.
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
skip the lettuce.
really, what does that really ADD to a BLT but the middle word and a cute name.
Enore is
I used to think the same thing about lettuce in general.
Up until just a few years ago I didn’t eat lettuce at all. Not in sammiches, not in salads, not at all. It has no real taste, why bother with it?
And then Jeny started to bitch at me about it. And slowly, over time, I have come around.
All lettuce does at any time is add some crunch and a little bit of “fresh feeling.” And I’ll be damned if I haven’t become pretty fond of those aspects!
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
The honest reason is...
I’m leaving tomorrow and didn’t want to buy a head of lettuce or a bag of leaves and hear from mrsbill that I was wasteful.
Enore is
OH, CHRIST!
NO!! Shit, we can’t have that!
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
welcome to my world
it changes in 10 hours.
sabryn okay...how about a calm December?
I will eat lettuce
but not on warm food. Because warm food makes the lettuce warm. And warm lettuce is bleh…mushy and gummy and flavorless.
That’s my logic, and I’m sticking to it.
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
I, on the other hand
like the contrasts. But, I let the toast cool before I put the mayo on it.
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
Eat two BLTs and call me after the nap
a nap is a wonderful thing.
DoubleN is working on surviving till year's end
You mean to tell me
that nobody else in the house eats lettuce? Isn’t that a staple in everyone’s fridge?
It’s at this time of year I always miss the vegetable garden we had at the old house – especially to have super-fresh tomatoes for BLT’s. If I were more ambitious I’d grow some in a pot like my daughter …
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
no, that's not really the point.
but I’m sure there would be a way to blame me for something, and I was just trying to make it through the day.
It didn’t work.
Mrsbill had to ask me at dinner how I could have been a Presbyterian Deacon and now question the existence of an all caring, all seeing, all powerful God.
I ran through my previous discussion with Uncle E and her suggestion was that I 1) read the bible again (to which I said, I agreed with the part that said we could have slaves, but only if they came from bordering countries) and 2) that I join a bible study group so they could put me in my place.
Both good ideas, I’m sure.
No, I didn’t ask her how she could still consider herself a Catholic since she does not go to mass, take communion, or confess her sins and get forgiven, two tenants of her faith. She is a voluntarily in ex-communication. And yet, that is not a contradiction for her.
See, I have learned something. How to resist temptation.
DoubleN is working on surviving till year's end
Truly.
Nor did you play along and ask her to point you to which portion of the scriptures recommend bludgeoning your spouse with the f-bomb on a fairly regular basis.
Congrats on your restraint!
Bill is going to Chicago for five days starting 12/23 oh, hi. Did you miss me?
let us not exagerate.
I only received two f-bombs in the days I was here. 6/30 to 7/6. seven days, two f-bomb days.
That is only 28% of the days.
Really that leaves like 72% of the days not being held in utter contempt. Well, not verbalized.
