...that it wasn’t meant to be interesting or appealing to you. Jenn herself seems to have been charmed.

“One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor” – or, as my friend Anna says (translating a saying that’s apparently common in her home country), “That’s why the butcher sells the whole cow. People like different parts.”

_{Blows kiss in Unc’s direction and ducks, anticipating heifer jokes. Or jokes about who-knows-what that she just handed him the perfect straight line(s) for.}