This sounds ridiculous I know, BUT, I think it’s possible. Basically I wanna be like Icarus but not fuck up. I nearly have a PhD in physics and I think it’s possible so that should be good enough for YOU: OK?!

It is going to take years of mental training before I am ready for the intense physical training it will take to have arms powerful enough to power the gigantic wing span needed to lift my handsome self to the heavens. I might have to settle for it being the most aweosome method to free fall and make it a form of super extreme gliding, as the wings will be somewhat independent.