Once again I am deprived of the Nog.

I hear thee, those who say I can make my own nog – and I say to thee, “Yeah to thee who would have me make my own nog – shall I churn my own butter and milk my cow which I do not have? NAY! And NAY again, and let me say it brings me to the BRINK of using multiple exclamation points, but I shal not sink to that level – nor shal I nog my own eggs.”