hi,
my name is lee barnes
and i’m here to tell you about my night with bridget, rachel, and olivia.

it all began with a swimming pool.
not too big, not too small. quaint, quiet neighborhood pool.

around midnight, bridget took the car. the car took us to the pool. fence hoppin, chair throwin madness. it were stealthy business!

clothes off, into the water. it was glorious. jumping off the lifeguard stands, with mist was a-rising, the moon a-glowing.

seriously,
please do it.

sincerely,
the breakfast club.