I’ve had a brilliant stoke of genius common to me. Stop procrastinating… okay, get this… stop procrastinating by telling yourself that you really, really need to slow down and start procrastinating. If you really are a chronic procrastinator, you’ll put it off for another day.

The key however, is to plan to do nothing. Plan any actual activity and it will never progress beyong the blueprint stage. Dreams are the stuff that dreams are made of.

So, from now on I plan to start procrastinating every day… starting tomorrow. Bright and early in the morning I will jump straight out of bed and think about rearranging my files for a while, and maybe get on the computer for a moment to check my email, and then, while I’m there open up the web browser and see if anything interesting is happening with the Internet. Good old Internet. That can keep me unoccupied for an hour or two, maybe even three. And then I’ll, well I’ll take it from there. I’m sure I can think of something not to do when the time comes.