it’s an endangered language with just one native speaker: our very own stine.
primarily a written language (though no dictionaries are known to exist), it developed at the border of english and norwegian and is characterised by frequent but irregular vowel shifts (wondow, pumpering, crish course), consonant shifts (galf an hour, sontantly) and contractions (supexiting). usage is facilitated by sticky keyboards and coffee consumption (either too much or too little). dialects include zannese (healthinessfulllllllllllllllllllllllllllness) and silvienan (meantome).

as you can see, it is our moral obligation to protect this threatened language against encroachments of all kinds.

_{now to translate the above into Stineglish…}