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They don't call me... 16 months ago

One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing….

“I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won’t call you ‘Bob the bridge builder’ if you do that here. No, no, they don’t!”

“I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won’t call you ‘Bob the house builder’ if you do that here. No, no, they don’t!”

“I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that here people won’t call you ‘Bob the tavern builder’ either. They sure won’t!”

“But if you f#ck one sheep…....”



Comments:

Hot Toddie Schoonover has 20 days to run 100 miles

LMAO

So are you anticipating what they’re going to be calling you in a few decades?

I should be so lucky,

but there aren’t any here.


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