OK. I really want to start a war-gaming club more than anything. It will be called “People vs. Bigfoots.” Some people will dress up like bigfoots, sasquatches, florida stink apes, grass mans, etc. and other people will dress up in medieval costumes. Then they will all come to the field to do battle. There could be different events like “The Cudgeling” and “The Bludgeoning” and maybe some battles to favor the bigfoots like “Hand-to-Hand.” I’m sure there was bigfoots around back in medieval days, and I’m surprised nobody has thought of this. There could be booths for selling food, trinkets, hotdogs, Vicodin, etc. There could be medieval dancing, feats of strength, face painting. I think it could be really awesome. Maybe someday when people and bigfoots live in harmony, real bigfoots could come. Then people would say it was really ahead of its time. I will pray hard for this one.