and I bought blackberries again because everyone said this is the time to eat them. Thing is they’re sitting in my fridge and I’m afraid to try them. I remember how awful they were the last time.

When I was at the store I saw golden raspberries. Never heard of them. I picked them up and was looking at them in amazement like a little kid examining something new. Then a really bad thought came to mind. Their color reminded me of maggots. They quickly went back on the shelf.