Let me tell you!
I have not spoken to my ev-m-il for a full year now after she referred me to a 30 day check in, one flew over the coo coos nest, lock down psychiatric hospital last Summer when I went off of my Paxil. It was for people with drug, alcohol, sex and food addictions. I show up with my family.( I have no idea what this place is) and the gal says, “Honey, I don’t know why you are here?” and gives me a list of names I could call. I went to a spa alone for a week and felt much better. ANYWAY…

ev-m-il fell last week and McSmarty sent me to the hospital to take her home(she has 3 children but I seem to be the only one that helps her?) She was very nice about it. I feel bad her her, she is so set in her crazy ways.
Fast forward to this weekend. DIY girl is in a play and G-ma/ev-m-il wants to go(sure) I dress up
I put on black capris that McSmarty and the kids got me for my b-day a while back, DIY girl picked my new open toed sling backs in red,( I wanted my new red sandals but it was her show)and a red Summer top.(I wanted a different one but I could not find it and I had to do her and her friend’s make-up and drive them down early and get back to the house before people got to my house to carpool.)
Oh and I found this cute little red leather purse on sale at Target for $9
I wore my red lipstick, of course….you know the one ev-m-il says is so bright that it gets there before I do ;)(quote unquote from Mother’s Day) She also had asked me to take it off when we got out of the car and I told her I couldn’t because it was Covergirl Colorstay(sort of like fingernail polish for lips. HA HA :P )

When I saw our family and friends I joked that my daughter picked out my shoes. ev-m-il out of earshot of the others in front of McSmarty says,”Who picked out your blouse?” I said, “I did. I’m going with a red theme” and walked away! ARG! I do have boobs and it was low cut in front. But really the nerve! She then proceeded in insisting that she take photo of me with my own camera. I said why and she said she just had to get a photo of my getup. I’m like no this is my daughters day. She would not stop. I said all of us? No just you.
I stood next to my hubby and let her take it. I took the camera and told everyone what she just did and deleted the photo. The all said I looked nice.
At dinner she commented, “I thought you did not drink?” I said for the zillionth time over the last 12 years. I’m allergic to White Wine, Champagne, Rum and Nyquil.
She asked hubby what I was drinking, he showed her my martini choice. “Oh Martini’s are a fighting drink. Once people start drinking them they get into heated arguments.”
bla bla bla it went on and on then she quotes me Dorothy Parker of course being the Brazen Hussy that I am I recited it along with her!! BITCH!

McFarty got an earful when he got home as to why he did not say anything. Do you like this outfit. “Yes a lot”
Then why didn’t you say so. “I guess I just didn’t think about it.

The next day I did not go with them and the subject came up and my daughter told me that he stood up for me.(She did not know about ev-m-il being rude, she does it on the sly)

I guess today while McSmarty was waiting for his stopover plane she called and they argued about it for 20 mins. I have told him for years that she thinks that she is the God police. Well, he had his eyes opened, She said it was her moral obligation to say something to me.
He said other females were wearing clothes just like I was. She said that she would have done the same thing if given the chance.