A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"

make a mojito (read all 5 entries…)
I dreamed last night 15 months ago

(fuelled probably by the excitement or the effect of the Drowned Rat Soda) of the perfect evening of art and mojitos. When the time came for me to taste my perfect mojito, I found a gritty bed of undissolved sugar at the bottom of the glass…and really, really liked it. Oh bourgeoise Rat!



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A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"

The discreet charm

aside, we never sugared our Froot Loops. That would be like…I don’t know…buttering a croissant. Diamond earrings on an elephant is a discreet charm, though.
I found many loose unmatched earrings in Lois’ treasure box. These I leave with her to sort and fiddle with since she doesn’t wear them anymore. She is recently very fond of those brightly coloured shiny Caribana necklaces – the kind they throw from floats at parades.

I will tell you about my class origins. The sixties household kept a well-stocked bar (largely due to a surfeit of client holiday gifts) but hardly any were consumed. Yet it was considered inhospitable to be unable to provide guests with a mixed drink. That’s why there still exists (from the depths of Lois’ bookcases – organisational skills got kind of dodgy) an unopened, velvet-bagged, boxed bottle of scotch from 1961.
Ah – origins of the species – intriguing? Or better after a Drowned Rat Soda?

your
HHB

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A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"

I have been

in the garden, pulling out things and making flowers play musical beds. I can feel the sun shifting into Virgo. It’s… (Tony the Tiger’s voice) GREAT!
I think I will divide to conquer. I won’t let things live if they won’t prosper. The orange is gone, too. I must now hit the sales at nurseries, to find those hydrangeas and rhodos. I am turning slowly, leaf by leaf, into Vita Sackville-West.

Did you just say you were cheap? I am sure I overheard that, once I took the marshmallows out of my ears.
Why would you say a thing like that? I’m going out now, darling, to buy a soy steamer, cinnamon dolce, extra shot of syrup…unless you have one handy at your house.
The day so far:
monkey tails 1
irises 0
orange flowers 0
smoothies 2
pink lemonade candies 1
black ants 4
invoices 1

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