A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"
(fuelled probably by the excitement or the effect of the Drowned Rat Soda) of the perfect evening of art and mojitos. When the time came for me to taste my perfect mojito, I found a gritty bed of undissolved sugar at the bottom of the glass…and really, really liked it. Oh bourgeoise Rat!