A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Genius "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"
I rummage through the kitchen like a, well, like a rat under paper. I found this…Japanese thing given to me as a gift. Time to eat it, I said.
It’s in a plastic packet. The picture shows it on top of rice. Otherwise, there’s nothing I can figure out.
It is salty, dry, shredded, maybe meat? maybe not? – with sesame seeds. I like it. It’s tasty! Salt is key! But I can’t quite say what it is.

