9/16/08
15 months ago
- join the Peace Boat – Is that anything like the Love Boat?
- To read a book,,hike and fight ebay about choices – DAMN! Pretty ambitious of you. If I see you on the trail, bluetooth device firmly planted in your ear, screaming at ebay customer support and a novel clutched in your right hand, I’ll be sure to not bother you.
- Break the deuce, and keep it broken – I thought it was, `drop the deuce’? Like, off at the pool or something? Wait, I’m screwing this up.
- Take my wife to see her first desert – Ok honey, now that’s a rock. Yeah. Pretty neat, hunh? Yeah, I know. They’re like, all OVER the place here. And those little things, those are cacti. Ah, and that thing on the ground, we call that a rattlesnake. No, don’t pick it up.. Aw crap. Ok, next goal. “Take my wife to see her first emergency room.”
- be justified – That’s just a little unhealthy, don’t you think? Try instead, “Not require anyone else to justify me and act responsibly. “
- Join YoVille – Is this where the “YO” Army is staging out of?
- i am reading – While hiking? And on the phone with Ebay?
- stop thinking inside this box – ...If only I could start thinking inside this OCTAGON. Or maybe even this DODECAHEDRON! Damn these constraints!
- Stupid love – And another recent breakup victim speaks out.
- get eaten out by a dog – HEYO! Welcome to all the weird-assed-fetish folks who have just joined us.
- think like a kid all my life – Funny, and here I thought that was what was wrong with a majority of the population with the, “Me me me!” thing.
- not go to our drown proofing feild-trip in front of 300 fith graders – I’m interpreting this as, `Don’t drown in front of my students’, and man, that’s an awesome goal. I support you fully on this.
- Hablas espagnol? SI!!! – Lo que en la cogida es “espangol?” Is that like, “Do I speak spagetti? YES, I DO!”
- Start a line of Cardigans – Or! Even better… Start a CONGA-LINE of Cardigans! YEAH!
- Have something special to celebrate each year, month, week & day !!! – I do something like this, it’s called, “Celebrate every day that a rock hasn’t fallen out of the sky, onto my head and killed me.” in addition to, “Celebrate every day I haven’t been killed by eating poorly prepared blowfish”, also including, “Celebrate every day I haven’t been killed by a time traveler from the future materalizing exactly where I happen to be at that very moment.” (And people wonder why I go to therapy.)
- make peace with my seriously obnoxious neighbour. Seriously. – Maybe you should sprinkle your yard with Burmese tiger traps instead. Seriously.
- Show people how to find meaning in their lives by creating non-profit organizations that helps people in need – Wait, ok, lemme get this straight. Basically, create a shitload of little tiny tax-dodges. That’s pretty much it, right? A buncha little tax dodges.
- BE WITH THE HOTTEST GUY IN SCHOOL – Like, OMG. We’re talkin’ full-on football player party date-rape kinda “be with” aren’t we?
- lingo – No, RINGO!
