9/17/08
14 months ago
- pass my permit test…again – The “again” scares me here.
- how do i levae a message – You.. Uhh… Wait for the beep?
- meet another wolf – Yeah, cause the first one, man! He was all yappin’ on and on about his uncle, the one with the money problems in Austin? Dude, that wolf was a complete freakin’ bore. Goin’ on about his sister’s kid and her problems, and then that story about when the cops showed up and arrested the drunk father? Man alive, I thought he was gonna hit you up for $20 or some shit.
- to go on line and beat the snot out of some one – Another internet tough guy. Although, the concept of digital snot IS interesting..
- Find a second wife – ...Lost the first one in the produce section at King Soopers?
- become catman – Naaa, nanananananana, catmannnnn! (It’s like batman, but he’s more apathetic and he pees on the couch. Actually, that sounds a lot like I guy I was stationed with in England.)
- list things that make me laugh out loud!! – Hehehehehe.
- Not hate my daughters father – What a complicated way to say, `Get along with my ex-husband’.
- Organise a beatles marathon – Dude. Do you really need a goal for this? It’s like.. What, itunes, Beatles, party playlist and a six-pack of beer?
- spacecake break at the Titicaca lake – Somewhere, this is funny to someone. It’s not me though.
- what can i write about my self – All sorts of shit, to be honest. Just keep it above the belt and don’t go into your bodily functions and you’ll be just fine.
- Decide if I will take class this semester – On the “graduate in 10-13 years” plan are we?
- Meet more Vampires like me. – Sigh. I hope that when I get old, these folks aren’t going to be taking care of me in the rest home.
- to learn spanish,lose weight a little bit – Is that.. Like a requirement?
- spend one night a week with my gram – Cool. Tryin’ to cut down on the drugs. That’s awesome.
- secretly plant 100 apple trees in my city – Isn’t that like, really, really bad for the environment? (Actually, I just asked someone in our City Planning/Ecology group who designs stuff like this. Her response was pretty much, `Doing something like that, would add variables into a delicately balanced equation and do damage that would possibly persist for years and years, result in re-planting, sewer and water line problems and possibly road destruction. Sounds like a real moron.’
- fix up herb garden – Hippiecode for “hide the goddamn plants man, the crazy cop neighbor is gonna catch us!”
- like a job for longer than 2 years – Ok, maybe it’s just me, but have you considered the fact that you might be in the wrong career, or that you may have.. Uhh.. Personality issues?
- 2000 $/day Website – ...Involves a LOTTA nekkid titties?
- set up weights set – ...up.. weights set, up weights set.. up.. weight, HELP ME! I CAN’T STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!
