I think we just need some good ol’ fashioned volcano churnin’ to keep the Seattle population at bay!

Rumble, mighty mountain, rumble!

(For the fine folks in Tacoma, Orting, Spanaway, etc., I’m kidding. “LAHAR HAR HAR”? Please put the guns away. I love you guys. Thank you)

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Well, either that or we need another economic crash.

(KIDDING!... AGAIN!)