Barak O’Banana Splits?

Baracklava (aka Baklava)

Bring some water and call it a bottle of tears if McCain wins.

Get some McDonalds and call it McCainolds. Which has a hidden pun, cuz it says McCain OLD. Then again, McDonalds? lame-o.

Or you could do something their cities of origin.
—Barack Obama’s Springfield lettuce.
—Biden’s Scranton?... uh.
—Palin’s Wasilla… um.
—McCain’s hometown is Alexandria, Virginia? Alexandria? uh..
Well, i’m blanking on the last three.

I’d like to see you do something with “my friend” or “cronies” That cracks me up whenever McCain says those phrases. Can you make a crony cake? I don’t know what that would be. A crowbar inside a cake? In all reality, that’s kinda gross. Can you imagine baking a cake for people to eat, and then there’s a freakin crowbar in there?

I just googled baracklava and got this:
Baracktoberfest. We will eat Barackwurst, Baraccoli & Cheese, Baracklava, and drink Baracktails. We will dance to Barack ‘n Roll, or play video games on my XBaracks 360.

But they didn’t mention Baracky Road ice cream. That’s from my friend fred. and McCain Sugar.

I’ll be Barack!

Barack of Lamb.