A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"
To give free hugs surely must be the divinest gesture of humanity. I know I have selfish interest in this, the life-bank and thermostat reading somewhat deficit in these affairs. Unthinkable! Clearly signage is key! I fear demands or offers of small change when my altruistic heart must go on.

