Regardless your story, someway, somehow… you’re going to be a piece of shit. Your story, they’ll make it seem to be something to be pushed aside. Hell, they could write something better, that’s why they need clients to write for them, and the world spins.

So here’s a tip, make your first sentence say, “Pulling the dick from her behind, she spent the next eight, long, studying minutes deciding whether it was sanitary to put back into her mouth.”

And boom, suddenly, you’re not so amateur, and you’re not fucking around. You see what the media makes you do? Extremes.