hmmm… even just completing a novel would be nice… whether it’s published or not doesn’t really matter to me right now; although I’m sure my ego will catch up one day – so I guess having the validation of being printed would be like the extra bit of icing atop my fabulous cake of literary absolution.

if you’re concerned with the lack luster culture and wow between the covers lately, don’t worry… I’ll make it pretentious, luscious, divine.

Like gap scented body oil on perky tits.