I’ve wanted to do this ever since junior high. Taking trips to the campground or an amusement park by means of a large van packed with kids was great adventure for me. I looked forward to the grown-up version, which I imagined being like the psychadelic love child of Road Trip and a Britney Spears movie. I love driving, blasting down roads that roll and curve dangerously, and wandering freely, discovering things you don’t see on the interstate.