11. If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

12. Boys that make you cry aren’t worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won’t make you cry.

13. Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

14. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

16.Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that isn’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

17. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

18. Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

19 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

20. “Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying.”