You know it’s bad when your dog gives you more satisfaction and love than your boyfriend because your dog knows how to love unconditionally and doesn’t judge you against society or criticize you for being yourself. I swear, if I would marry the human trapped in my dog, I so would. By the way, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with sex, that’s disgusting and illegal. This has to do with love, real, unconditional love… a true rarity in this world.