My real name has never been anywhere in the Google search results, but I don’t mind that… I always thought I could rely on being number one for my pseudonym, ‘DuraKaN’, but this is no longer the case, thanks to some stupid bin company called ‘Dura-Kan’.

That’s a terrible name for a company. I might ask them to change it. Otherwise, I’ll have to develop some dynamic plan of action for clawing my way back to the top, and that will take effort.