A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"

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Very quietly, very very unobtrusively, I slunk up the steps of the elementary school that day I led that class in synaesthetic portraiture.
Rat looked left and right and extracted the camera from her frock-coat.
(Wearing black always keeps things low-key. Trust me on this.) Your Rat was nothing but a shadow.

There’s a sign on the front door of the school. When I saw it, I knew this was the place for me. I just knew.

Mar 18, 11:05AM PDT | 4 cheers


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International Spy Museum

If you ever make it to the Washington DC area, you must make sure to schedule time to go to the International Spy Museum. There are ducts that you can crawl through to spy on other visitors, and secret microphones hidden so that you can listen to other people’s conversations without them knowing.

It’s as cool as Milwaukee’s Safe House, but you can’t buy alcohol in the museum.

Mar 18, 11:09AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 6 cheers

A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"

I have a secret spy handbook

and today I write:

T. “Secret Squirrel” S. mentions a certain International Spy Museum in Washington D.C.
It is, clearly, a must.

Rat quietly pinkens at the thought. Heartbeat gently and ever so slightly races.

Mar 18, 11:45AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

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Mar 18, 11:26AM PDT

A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other "I musta made a wrong toin at Al-buh-KOY-kee"

Pulls up chair, puts on blindfold, seats self.

Paints target on face.

(in Daffy Duck’s voice) Shoot me now! Shoot me now!

Mar 19, 12:08PM PDT | Respond to this


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