How hot do you have to be to do this? I mean, I can just think of a bunch of little body issues that make me nervous about baring my ass to the world, despite being otherwise pretty. Like cellulite, not that I have a lot, I have a normal amount, but what’s the prevalence of that at a strip club? Or like my bottom ribs on the left side didn’t set right when I broke them in middle school, so they’re a little funny looking if you’re paying attention. Plus my boobs, although fairly large aren’t precisely the same size, but I mean a lot of women are like this, so should I be concerned?

And do your really strip down to naked nakedness? Or can I keep like a G-string or V-string on?