Waynesworld The cold weather has arrived!

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Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’
Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks’

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, ‘Edna, I’m 85 years old…
If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’

To this, Edna replied, “Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.’‘

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.
I’m impressed!’

Buddy replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know, “Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!’



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LauralyBeautiful /is currently inactive.

Heard it before...

but I love it. It sounds like something my dad would do! LOL!

This is one of my favorites, so I’m passing it on to you This is SO my husband, so maybe that’s why I like it – hope you think it ’s funny, too!

A Marine stationed overseas received a Dear John letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, and so on. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope….along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I’m very sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Love,
Ricky

Waynesworld The cold weather has arrived!

Good one...

That’s a good comeback, Lauraly, to that kind of Dear John letter…

Adrienne will be absent while taking strides for goal #1.

Funny

I like that one! Thanks for sharing it!

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Waynesworld The cold weather has arrived!

Isn't it though? :)

Glad you enjoyed it, Gloworm. Have a nice Sunday! When I get some more cheers, I’ll cheer you back.

Adrienne will be absent while taking strides for goal #1.

Goes to show...

It’s better to put people over things. :)

haha both made me laugh!

heybone111 20 pounds go away, don't return another day!

Cracking up!!!!

The best joke I herd in a while Wayne! Ha ha. Thanks for the laugh.
Remenber,
Confucius Say:
Wife who put Husband in dog house soon find him in Cathouse. ;)

Waynesworld The cold weather has arrived!

Another one...

Confucious say:

Man who keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day…


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